Fantasy Football Team Names
August 21, 2004 | 
90 Comments
Summary: Fantasy football team name ideas. Got any? Let me know.
It’s that time of year again—Fantasy Football Time!
I’m in 4 fantasy football leagues this year. I guess it’s just something I like to do, and in general I don’t find it too hard to maintain. What can be a challenge is get started in a new league. You’ve got to sign up for the service (I happen to be using a different service for each league I’m in), learn the rules, prepare for the draft and—of course—name your team.
Sounds easier than it is. Trust me, I’ve put quite a lot of thought into my teams’ names and I don’t think I’ve got squat.
- Dem Bones
- Poison
- Queen Anne Hacks
- HeAteMe
Pretty lame eh? ANYway, in a few of those leagues I’ll have the opportunity to change the name of my team, and I’m looking for something better. So, anyone out there know any good fantasy football team names?
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Comments
1. Rob said:
If you’re gonna maintain more and more teams, I think The Asterisks would be a suitable one…
Posted on August 21, 2004 01:29 PM | #
2. C McMahon said:
Asterisk FC
Asterisk United
Kick Your Asterick
The Standards
Box Model Hacks
Cascading Styles
Last year I named my team Warren’s Werewolfs in honor of Warren Zevon. This year, for accuracy reasons, I’m The Drunken Irish.
Posted on August 21, 2004 01:32 PM | #
3. Yannick L. said:
lol I have to agree with Rob and C. McMahon. Name your teams something with “Asterisk” or even some webdesign terms. Not only will it be funny ;) but it will also be original in those leagues.
All the best with your fantasy football teams.
Posted on August 21, 2004 01:49 PM | #
4. Nick Finck said:
How about “Kiss My Asterisk”?
Posted on August 21, 2004 02:09 PM | #
5. Keith said:
Good suggestions! I think I like “Kiss My Asterisk”…nice.
Posted on August 21, 2004 03:33 PM | #
6. Tee said:
What about “Jakob Nielsen’s Sideburns”? :P
Posted on August 23, 2004 06:23 AM | #
7. Troy Enke said:
Blog Related
Asterisky Business
Asterisk It All
Asterisk The Farm
Big CSSies
Geographical
SeaCows
SeaHags
NeedleHeads
/got nuthin
Posted on August 23, 2004 07:46 AM | #
8. Andrew Bolte said:
If all else fails when thinking of names, you could always put a twist on, say, a college team’s name. My team’s name is a slight variation of Marshall University’s hallowed mascot: Thundering Nerd. :-) (MU is known as the Thundering Herd.)
Posted on August 23, 2004 08:04 AM | #
9. web said:
I’m a big fan and usually manage the “cleveland steamers”.
Posted on August 23, 2004 11:50 AM | #
10. Chris said:
I think my first team name was Sexual Chocolate, a la Coming To America. For the past several years I’ve been the Meat Popsicles (classic line from The Fifth Element).
We’ve used Sportsline.com since they started and have been relatively happy with them. Someday I’d love to see a free NFL stats web service debut, then I can build my own system.
Posted on August 23, 2004 06:46 PM | #
11. Flock said:
My favorite: The “Cunning Linguists”
Posted on August 25, 2004 02:41 PM | #
12. rudeshonen said:
I’m in two leagues this year. In one, where I had a live draft, which is also the one I am *serious* about, the team name is: The Lally Gaggers. In another: the team name is “Tastes Like Chicken” which I stole from a guy I was in leagues with 10 years ago.
Posted on August 28, 2004 08:19 AM | #
13. John Miller said:
good ones ive had that are football related…
Personal Fowls
Play Action Flashers
Naked Bootlegs
and one for those hockey fans…
Long Island Iced Tease
Posted on August 29, 2004 06:46 PM | #
14. NIGEL said:
reverse cowgirls,
mehmid al sadr’s army
THG
Posted on August 30, 2004 07:50 PM | #
15. Newman said:
The Flaming Blue Iguanas
Caribou Nation
Echo and the BunnyMen
Death Blow
DeadMan’s Reach
Island of Misfit Toys
The Busdrivers (we be takin’ you to school)
Running Zulus
Revenge of the Sleestaks
Blue Oyster Cult
Here are the names of the teams in my league … I think all are quite creative …..
Posted on September 1, 2004 11:49 AM | #
16. Randy said:
Lettuce Lap Munchers was a name I used in my first league, another option is band names such as Bare Naked Ladies, Squirrel Nut Zippers, 3rd Eye Blind, well I think you get the idea. The best thing I can say is have fun with it. Nobody remembers who won or lost but good team names will always be talked about
Posted on September 2, 2004 07:23 PM | #
17. Ben said:
Good ones, cleveland steamers or any other, ‘Dutch Ovens’, ‘Von Dutch Ovens’, ‘Dirty Sanchez’, those all work well, my favorite from my team last year is an actual track horse I’ve seen, name…’Hoof Hearted’. Say it fast.
Posted on September 3, 2004 01:56 PM | #
18. early said:
S. TD’s (Sunday TouchDowns)
Posted on September 8, 2004 11:48 AM | #
19. Matt said:
The Handsome Devils
is the best name Ive heard. A friend of mine used it in a league of ours. Hes the original type..
Posted on September 9, 2004 02:58 PM | #
20. Patrick said:
my favorite name would be the “red rockets” (the thing when a dog gets excited) or “the foosball players”
Posted on September 12, 2004 04:17 PM | #
21. Tim said:
Licking “friends mom’s name” muff
My friends mom is Linda so it would be
“Licking Linda’s Muff”
“Fatties and Foreigners”
“#1 Strugglers”
Posted on September 15, 2004 03:50 PM | #
22. Tim said:
I have used the
SlappaHo Warriors and the
PimpaHo Warriors.
And for the prehistoric fans
the
LickALottapus’
Posted on September 17, 2004 05:45 AM | #
23. Reid said:
It’s too late but like to see this thread continued.
I’ve always been partial Pulp Franchise - a take off from the movie Pulp Fiction.
Others I’ve seen - “Fah’Q’s” - it’s hard to have any serious trade talk with this name in public, it’s a head turner.
Suck Caroline my Gamecock
Posted on September 24, 2004 04:38 PM | #
24. Joe said:
Here are a few.
Vulgar Display of Power
Crotchless Panties
Yellow Snow
Flying Elvis
Posted on September 24, 2004 10:24 PM | #
25. Ben said:
One of my favorites is:
SofaKing8
So F’ing Great!!
Posted on September 30, 2004 11:50 AM | #
26. Riverman said:
“Atomic Punks”
“Boogie Knights”
“Sunday Slackers”
“Velvet Elvises”
Posted on November 15, 2004 02:57 PM | #
27. KC Masterpiece said:
I’ve seen some good Intramural Basketball Team Names;
The Deuce Droppers
Caucasion Sensations
and…
Sexy Muffins
Posted on November 16, 2004 06:34 PM | #
28. William T. said:
Some of mine over the years…
Fifth-N-Goal (inspired by a bonehead play by Jake Plummer)
First-N-0:00 (inspired by Trent Green same week)
Arrowhead Agitators
Phosphoric Acid (had so many leagues started just reading medicine bottles for team names)
Intentional Grounding
Team Petroleum
Pain&Suffering
Strife&Turmoil
I am finding that I like team names better that have nothing to do with football..
my favorite of all-time .. and my career of choice…
UNRULY BARTENDERS
Posted on January 19, 2005 06:48 AM | #
29. Billy McCarrall said:
I always liked “Flying Mollusks”.
Posted on February 15, 2005 09:19 PM | #
30. Joey said:
How about Milf Hunters?
Posted on February 27, 2005 12:47 PM | #
31. Nathan Stackhouse said:
These two names are winning names….Ive won my league the last two years with the names…
1) Seven Jerks and a Squirt
and
2) BVD Skidmarks
These are two good names for those of you with an obsession to always share stories about pooping and beatin off…best of luck!!!
Posted on March 9, 2005 06:00 AM | #
32. lee said:
My favourite over the years that has proven to be very successful is
Waco Unathletico
Posted on March 19, 2005 01:26 AM | #
33. dan said:
My favorites are:
Can of Kournikova
Piss Fenders
Meat Curtains
LSU PornStars
BEVO - It’s whats for dinner
Son of Jorrel
Master Bates
4Baggers
Beaver Liquor
Chico’s Bail Bonds
New Orleans Saintsations
Posted on April 25, 2005 08:47 PM | #
34. Chris said:
How about…
Cheesy Tacos
Window Lickers
Pork Chop Express
Posted on May 13, 2005 07:55 PM | #
35. Mike V said:
I have always liked the:
Amish Electricians
Pimpin Ain’t Easy
More Cowbell
Sloth Loves Chunk
The Truffle Shuffle
Brownsville Rivercrossers
Posted on June 1, 2005 07:58 AM | #
36. Moe said:
Da Wiggerz
Bat Fastards
Kumoniwannalayya
3M TA3 (read backwards)
The Cunning Stunts
TEAM VIAGRA
Coochie Itchers
Goo-Gobbling Guttersluts
Vagisil Breath
Posted on June 6, 2005 03:13 PM | #
37. joe said:
Bone Crushers
Bone Collectors
Mad Bombers
The Mean Machine - I had this one last year and now they go and remake the longest yard so there will be planty out there this season ??!!
Posted on June 17, 2005 08:53 AM | #
38. STEVO said:
The best one I’ve used is “Off in the Woods”
So when anyone beats me, they can say “I beat off in the woods!
Posted on June 21, 2005 07:04 PM | #
39. Steve T LeRoy said:
Try these on for size…
Grassy Knoll Snipers
Ted Bundy’s Volkswagon
Michael Jackson’s Daycare
Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
The Threat
Posted on June 27, 2005 03:01 PM | #
40. Omar said:
Here are some good team names…
Superfly
CheeseWeasels
Bangkoksugardadies
Desert Dawgs
Bushwackers
You can’t go wrong with any of these!
Posted on July 7, 2005 12:57 PM | #
41. Kenners said:
Always been a fan of the fourskin rollers!
Posted on July 17, 2005 04:26 AM | #
42. Tim said:
I play a lot of Fantasy Sports.
Football-Mr Timothy INC
Baseball-The Harry Carays
Racing-Jimmy’s Johnson
Posted on July 18, 2005 02:11 PM | #
43. James croyden said:
I reckon these are good names:
UR MUMS A MILF FC
FISHPIEATHLETIC
HEY HO LETS GO
FERGIE IS GAY
Posted on July 20, 2005 02:34 AM | #
44. Jamal Clifton said:
My personal favorite is: With Another Man’s Testicles. This creates interesting conversation between friends.
“Hey Bill, who ya playin next week?”
“Oh, I’m just playing With Another Man’s Testicles.”
Posted on July 22, 2005 05:07 PM | #
45. Jordy said:
I always liked the Lickme Ballers
Posted on July 26, 2005 04:03 AM | #
46. petey bak said:
classic baseball one
Rockford Peacheaters!!!!
Posted on July 26, 2005 01:15 PM | #
47. Grubby said:
MY NAMES OF THE PAST WHERE
THE INFLATABLE DATES
TRAILORPARK NINJAS
RICKY WILLIAM’S BONG WATER
MY PERSONAL FAVORATE HAS TO GO TO NATHAN STACKHOUSES WITH SEVEN JERKS AND A SQUIRT. NATHAN I HOPE YOU DON’T MIND IF I USE THAT ONE.
Posted on July 27, 2005 01:15 PM | #
48. justin said:
One of my fav’s….9MegaHurtz
Posted on July 27, 2005 03:40 PM | #
49. Curt said:
The best one I’ve seen has got to be:
“With another man’s testicles”
That way, when the other owners are asked who they’re playing, when they play you they’ll have to answer, “I’m playing With Another Man’s Testicles.”
Posted on August 1, 2005 06:45 AM | #
50. Abner said:
In high school I played on a flag football team called “Team Name”. I use that in a lot of my leagues and, patheticly, people complain because “they try to type their name there” and then they tell me how funny it is…. seriously though… its not THAT funny…. Off in the woods, now that’s funny.
Posted on August 2, 2005 03:19 PM | #
51. Mark B said:
I like the Return of the Sleestacks…….I’ll be using that one in one of my leagues.
Posted on August 5, 2005 10:37 AM | #
52. dij said:
off constantly is my favortie.
Posted on August 10, 2005 12:27 PM | #
53. Colin Cuzman said:
Show Me The Money
Posted on August 12, 2005 06:11 AM | #
54. Jesse said:
Baby’s got backs….I got lots of love for that last year
Posted on August 12, 2005 11:58 AM | #
55. AceBlu said:
You probably have enough names already, but just in case:
Butter Chickens
Purple Slimy Things
Spicy Curry Boys
The Amazing Kidney Stones
Elephant Gravediggers
My Monkey
Celebrity Imperpetrators
and my personal favorite…
New Mexico Nail Biters
Posted on August 16, 2005 12:36 PM | #
56. Bat Matterson said:
In honor of Mike Vick and the all around best name:
RMexico and the Simplex 6
Posted on August 16, 2005 06:03 PM | #
57. Bill Wood said:
I won our Superbowl last year with “The Grim Reapers”. Lots of neat stuff out there on the net to use as a logo to go with that name.
This year I’m going with “The Damned”.
Also could use:
The PsychoRaiders.
The Blood Cult.
The Death Cult.
The Assassins.
The AntiCure.
The Unholy Alliance.
The Grave Robbers.
The Jimi Hendrix Experience (from Seattle)
Mott the Hoople
I hope these give you some fresh ideas and good luck this season.
Posted on August 17, 2005 07:45 AM | #
58. Brian said:
I believe the best name of a team is the one I made up. Nice and easy its called…
“The ReDonkey Ball Busters”
Posted on August 17, 2005 11:21 AM | #
59. Phil said:
Some excellent ideas above. Some names I’ve used:
Jersey Swampdragons
Jersey Road Rage
Boston Bushlickers
Louisiana LabiaLickers
Boston BeaverEaters
Always Smell It First
Stinky Pinkies
Joe’s Raging Bile Duct (a la Fight Club)
Pork Chop Express
Got Milf?
Enjoy!
Posted on August 17, 2005 12:35 PM | #
60. Carl Steinke said:
One of my all time favorites is:
Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger
Posted on August 19, 2005 02:02 PM | #
61. dom said:
my personal favorites over the years have been
Sean Connery Fan Club
Meadowland Magic{jets and giants fans)
Super Seamen
Barbra Streistand Should Die
Im Better At Fantasy Baseball
IwillWin
more cowbell
wagered texas with a dollar sign
Bjork Lovers
What Kind of Gatorade?
Home by 8.. Hung By 11
TOUCH..your tits..DOWN..youre pants
Posted on August 20, 2005 10:20 AM | #
62. Leeroy WoW said:
These are some good names you all have come up with. One of the things we do in our FFL is the winner last season gets to pick the losers name this season. I got a few good ones here to choose from.
Thanks :P
Posted on August 20, 2005 11:27 PM | #
63. Yo said:
“Rag Weed up Your Dick Hole” pretty good name
Posted on August 24, 2005 03:05 PM | #
64. Chris said:
Let us not forget:
Balls Deep
The Ron Mexicans
Count Rod Von Hugenstein
The Lesbian Cure
Mr. F’n Bigtime
Get Out Your Wallets
The Fo Shizzles
Posted on August 25, 2005 10:08 PM | #
65. Mark said:
Been playing for years now and some of the best have been:
Delta House
Worm Headed Tunas
Chickenheads
Flaxseed Steamers
Deep Cheese
Whipped and Beaten
Pinched Loafs
Bloody Chum
Crushed like a Melon
Bumpus Hounds
Government Cheese
Mother’s Finest
DoWeCheatEmAndHow
Eddie’s Digital Revenge
Posted on August 26, 2005 12:55 PM | #
66. Rob said:
- Tamale Kingpin
- 2indaPink1inda Stink
- Outlaw Ball Busters
- RonMexicosWizzanator
- He Hate Me
Posted on August 26, 2005 06:09 PM | #
67. Joe said:
How about
The Fluffy Bunnies
The Hermoid Heroes
Posted on August 28, 2005 03:35 PM | #
68. Frank Cal said:
Here are some names in my leagues …
Green Bowl Packers
Cleveland Steamers
The Richard Craniums
Balloon Knots
The Usual Suspects
LTs Crackpipe
Donkey Kongs
… and in my one league I am co-owner w/ my brother and our last name is Cal so we are “Da Cals” (a la Da Bears)
Posted on August 29, 2005 08:51 AM | #
69. RAZOR said:
Hey,Just wanted to say thanx because I laughed so hard reading these my stomach still hurts! My favs;
Devil’s Rejects
Dirty Squirrels
Festering Boils
Villans
Posted on August 29, 2005 08:02 PM | #
70. johnnysuits said:
This year I am going with:
Thomas Herrion’s Pall Bearers
My brother’s team name is:
Natalee Hollaway’s Search Team
Posted on August 30, 2005 10:16 AM | #
71. Cody said:
My friends team name is Priests loving 12 year olds, and my brither-in-laws is Urine Trouble.
Posted on August 30, 2005 08:50 PM | #
72. Erik said:
Team Joe Dirt is always a good one but ths year I am going with Goldmember. Lots of pics out there for both team names.
I have to say the “Off in the woods” is by far the best name I have ever heard for a fantasy team name.
Posted on August 31, 2005 12:45 PM | #
73. John said:
Some team names I have used and have seen in our leagues:
Menace to Sobriety
ShortBus
SpongeBobWhoopAss
Neverland Sleepover
Criminal Intent
Posted on September 1, 2005 06:17 AM | #
74. Michael said:
How about…
The Whizzinators
Posted on September 2, 2005 09:27 PM | #
75. Jeff Anderson said:
I always used midget tossers or your my boy blue. These names on your list are freakin’ awesome.
Posted on September 14, 2005 05:16 PM | #
76. Muke Lischke said:
I use ArmChair Assholes, Victorious Secret, and Smokin Jubblies.
I have a pool league where teams need to announce who they beat when they win and i’m definetly going with the name “off constantly.” Can’t wait to hear them say “We beat off constantly.”
Thank you for that!
Posted on September 18, 2005 05:19 PM | #
77. AG said:
Puff Puff Pass
Chuck N’ Pray
San Diego Skeets
San Fransisco Ferrys
Tampa Bay T-Baggers
Cleveland Carpet Munchers
Manchester Mudbutts
Milwaukee Beers
are some of my favorites..
Posted on September 19, 2005 03:07 PM | #
78. Ryan said:
Here are some good names I have used and seen.
Reefer Madness
4th and shlong
Da Nutfluffers
Da G.O.A.T
The hungover shortbus beavers.
Daunte’s Inferno’s
Posted on September 20, 2005 09:58 PM | #
79. Mike said:
MossPuffPuffPass
Posted on September 24, 2005 12:44 PM | #
80. G said:
My team names the last 6 years:
Heywood Jablome’
Camel Turf Toe
Suck My Wake
She Hate Me
Wax my Shelale
Your Mother Shaves Penguins!!
Posted on October 2, 2005 02:04 PM | #
81. Scott M. said:
Some of these are absolutely hilarious! Well done guys.
Try these,
Penetrate the Hole
Huge B(.)(.)bs
use the (.)(.) and you can come up with some great ones… I’ll leave it to you guys…
Posted on October 5, 2005 01:20 PM | #
82. Steve said:
I like to use “Your Hero”
With the first pick , Your Hero selects…
You have a trade offer from Your Hero…
Posted on October 22, 2005 07:36 AM | #
83. Reid said:
I like play on words, and I like some ones posted here.
“With another man’s testicles”, “Hoof Hearted”, “Off in the Woods”, “Urine Trouble”, “Kiss my Asterick”
Some I’ve used
Adolph Oliver Busch
Nuckin’ Futz
Fah’Q
“Who?” or “What?” (it’s amazing how something so simple can turn into an instant classic routine of Abbott and Costello)
Mike Hunt like a banjo (common say it - who are you playing this week, I’m playing “Mike Hunt like a banjo”. What is great about this is it works just as well with who did you beat.
Posted on October 23, 2005 11:18 PM | #
84. Mike Jones said:
Angry Soccer Moms
Raging Republicans
Lethal Liberals
The Colts
A Mad BLack Woman
Did i ever tell you about the black guy in my family tree?
He has been hangin there for over a week
Posted on October 25, 2005 02:36 PM | #
85. Mike O'Dea said:
Last year I used “Bye Week.” Unfotunatly some moron read it and thought he had a bye so he did not set his team, so I can’t use it anymore. This year it’s “Cunning Runts.” Also like “Dixie Normous”
Posted on October 27, 2005 10:37 AM | #
86. Nick said:
I have always liked the team name:
The Short Bus All-Stars
Depends on what the team name is for.
Posted on November 2, 2005 02:35 PM | #
87. Shawn said:
Good Team Names
Alcoholics Unanimous
Posted on November 6, 2005 10:12 AM | #
88. Melissa said:
My favorite so far out of all my fantasy names is Pabst Smears :-D
Posted on December 21, 2005 05:59 AM | #
89. simon said:
This is a good one:
The Smegmer Munching Hamster Crabs
Posted on February 12, 2006 01:30 PM | #
90. dan said:
My favourites:
Fried - up ducks (re-arrange)
The Donkey Cum Buckets
Posted on February 12, 2006 01:32 PM | #
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