A Typical Day Madlib Meme

June 12, 2005 | 8 Comments

This meme was created for me by my friend Justin as a birthday present. He doesn’t have a Web site or blog, but likes to have fun. The instructions and original madlib can be found here.

A Typical Day for Keith.

On a typical day I wake up, wash the jelly from my elbow and put on my socks. I say goodbye to Jerry Springer and I skip to a hotel where I am an information architect. I feel silly about what I do, sure I’d rather be a waste management technician in Sri Lanka, but this pays the bills and buys me lots of thumb tacks that I can pick.

My morning is pretty blurry. Aside from my 2 trips to the elevator to poop and my killer encounter with Mike Davidson it’s just the same every day.

I break for lunch and draw with Jared Spool over a yellow plate of magic mushrooms. A quick jaunt to Antarctica to tell tall tales with Shaun Inman, who’s a total pirate, and it’s back to the grind, until 6:44 when I jump in my shiny red waggon and head for home.

My evening is spent dying easter eggs and listening to Frank Zappa while picking flowers around my kitchen wishing I was Neil Gaiman and drinking all sorts of bubble tea. Then it’s off to bed where I dream of rocks and Ze Frank in a bandana.

Passing it on to:

• Garrett Dimon
• Jeff Croft
• DL Byron

The Instructions

Take the following and fill in your own blanks, try not to read as you fill. Post this, let everyone know who sent it to you and send it on to three more people. Have fun.

The Madlib

A typical day for (your name).

On a typical day I wake up, wash the (sticky substance) from my (body part) and put on my (piece of clothing). I say goodbye to (celebrity) and I (method of travel) to a (place) where I am a (your job title). I feel (adjective) about what I do, sure I’d rather be a (any job title) in (city, state or country), but this pays the bills and buys me lots of (plural noun) that I can (verb).

My morning is pretty (adjective). Aside from my (number) trips to the (room in home or building) to (something you do in the bathroom) and my (adjective) encounter with (a blogger you kow well) it’s just the same every day.

I break for lunch and draw with (someone with a Web site who’s not really a blogger) over a (adjective) plate of (something you eat). A quick jaunt to (place) to (some kind of personal interaction) with (blogger who you consider a friend), who’s a total (something you dress up as for Halloween), and it’s back to the grind, until (time in the afternoon) when I jump in my (adjective) (color) (vehicle or mode of transportation) and head for home.

My evening is spent (something you do at home) and listening to (band or musical artist) while (activity) around (room in house) wishing I was (someone you admire) and drinking all sorts of (beverage). Then it’s off to bed where I dream of (plural noun) and (a Web celebrity) in a (clothing item).

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